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preposterous

adjective meaning something that is absoloutely absurd and/or doesn't make sense.
The website preposterous.ca doesn't make any sense!
It's preposterous.
by lurker August 14, 2004
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prophobia

being abnormally afraid of changing your profile picture, whether that be on facebook, twitter, tumblr, aim, etc.
Grace has a serious case of prophobia because she hyperventilates every time someone comments "default" on one of her pictures.
by suppgehh February 19, 2011
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prepone

Function: transitive verb

Inflected forms: pre•poned; pre•pon•ing

Etymology: Latin preponere to place before, prepone, from pre- + ponere to place -- more at POSITION

Date: Has been in use in urban English spoken in India since at least the 1950s

To advance an event or activity to an earlier time. The closest American usage is “to advance” the timing of something. The word came into vogue in urban India as the opposite of “postponing” something.
“To make sure we get to enjoy the fireworks display that starts promptly at 9 PM, let us prepone the dinner engagement to 7 rather than 8 tomorrow evening”
by Nik Dholakia August 21, 2006
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prewhore

A person who specializes in prereleasing pirated software for a warez group or as a courier who uploads and distributes pirated software. This activity may have been important in the days of dial in BBS sites but today, any prewhoring would likely be handled by an automated script on an FTP server or in an IRC channel.

Prewhore is now and may have always been considered a derogatory term as it was probably used mostly as a way for newbies to get into the warez scene when they had no other talents! A prewhore could possibly get to meet some of the senior members of a warez group, learn to crack or train, possibly make a name for themself and maybe some day get a mention in the release NFO!

Do to competition in the scene, a prewhore may also do the anonymous dirty work for some groups. For example, if a warez group had been working real hard to crack the latest "blackhole force" copy protection on the upcomming final release of Quake5 but 1 day before it came out, some one uploaded an already cracked beta to all of the ftp's and distro sites, then they just got prewhored, or pre'd!

NOTE: A prewhore may also refer to a young female before she becomes a prostitute but I have not confirmed this! As in "Brittney Spears is a prewhore"
leech slots, ratio acct holders can get them to fxp to them.

god damnit.

go back to dalnet

ever heard of 'trading'?
know what a 'courier' is? or a 'prewhore'?

or am i just walking around with my head up my ass?

--The iSONEWS, 2001
by Rut July 29, 2008
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Prepositional-Proposition Theorem

In the case where the prepositional phrase “in bed” is added to the end of a fortune cookie saying, the entire phrase will always makes sense and could potentially make you more appealing to your date.
In an attempt to captivate and entice Jill, Matt applied the Prepositional-Proposition Theorem to his fortune cookie saying and announced “Your talents will be recognized and you will be rewarded...in bed.” Unfortunately, his date Jill was not impressed.
by jayedee March 31, 2009
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Preshopping

Accompanying a gift purchaser to a store prior to the actual purchase of gifts as a way to ensure desired gifts are purchased and avoid mishaps on the actual day of celebration. The "recipient" selects, tries on, and gives priority rating to a selection of merchandise. The "gift buyer" writes down all details of selected merchandise; size, color, priority, etc. and goes back unaccompanied at a later date to purchase gifts.
Susan's friends think her husband has esp, but the truth is she took him preshopping prior to Christmas. As a result, Christmas night was romantic and not a debacle.
by Susan macaluso January 6, 2007
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Prepooping

Prepooping is when you start pushing before you get to the bathroom. Some people using prepooping to cut down on bathroom time. This action can lead to accedantal post poop.
Example
Dude we can't leave yet I started prepooping.
by Mandie gehron February 26, 2017
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