premium mediocre

Attempts at being upscale when you have little clue what class really is. An attempt to be fancy, when it's in fact little more than a polished meh. A little splurge to get fancy, when it's flexing a little bit of status from spent money more than achieving a high standard of quality. Still essentially mediocre, but with some fancy frills polishing the appearance without substantial improvement.

Originally coined by Venkatesh Rao in 02017 "Premium mediocre is the finest bottle of wine at Olive Garden." it has quickly spread from Twitter throughout the intarwebz.

"I wanted to impress her, so I took her to a fancy restaurant." "Yeah bro? Like where?" "Red Lobster" "Man, that ain't fancy, that's just premium mediocre."

McMansions are about as premium mediocre as you can get.

by wurmspwn October 24, 2019

Preminger

Absolute prince boss and slay king has good humor and somewhat sassy attitude but deep down inside he’s really a big softy.

Jobs and hobby’s: being a prince boss, singing songs that slap and loves fashion
Favourite colour: purple
Favourite animal: dogs especially poodles

Hates: simpering simpletons,morons,idiots and cats and probably a lot of other things too…

Relationship status: married to Annelieses mother whom he married to get her riches

“Preminger is an the best character in Princess and the pauper and slays at being a prince boss”

by CharlESee June 28, 2022

Pramila

People with this name are so cool. Everyone wants to be a Pramila, they’re just really awesome. You might as well change your name right now if you want to even remotely come close to achieving the powers this name holds.

“Hey Pramila thanks for driving me home in your Lamborghini after saving my entire family from food poisoning inside of a burning building!”

by Coolguy299 March 26, 2021

oral permission

Fellatio or cunnilingus performed reluctantly or under duress.

Usually the recipient states an outlandish or frightening claim designed to garner sympathy or engender fear to convinced another to provide oral stimulation. Examples include claiming to have terminal cancer, or threatening divorce, or claiming that the world will end, or that ones genitals will explode if the act is not completed immediately

Such as: I just found out I have a stage 5 glioma and I'm still a virgin. I just really wanted feel what it was like to get a bj/ have someone go down on me before I die.

"Please give me oral permission as an acknowledgment of your willingness otherwise we will glide to destruct."

Philip K. Dick

Lies, Inc.

by errataagain October 9, 2009

peminist

An offensive word for “feminist”. Usually used by the society to make fun of misandrist stupid feminists.

Amber Heard is a peminist.

by Peminist May 12, 2022

Spotify Premium

Something a person needs to get if they want some bitches on their dick.

Ayo has Timon been getting any bitches on his dick lately?
Nahh man, he still aint got that Spotify Premium

by Sexy_Kieran January 17, 2021

pemis

Pemis means sad face. It's the opposite of vagima. Nobody wants to see your pemis.

Aw, look at that guys pemis.
You mean penis?
No pemis you uncultured fuck.

by Boe Jiden the 3rd February 17, 2017