Piemelen

Clapping a Big J in Holland, while sucking on the tip.

Piemeler 1: Wanna go piemelen in recess?
Piemeler 2: Yes, but it has to be fast one

by BreinNeukers March 6, 2023

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Premeditated Retardation

The act of actually taking the time to come up with a retarded idea in order to either A)Amuse your friends or B)Amuse yourself. What people usually don't undersand is that "A)" will never happen because people will just think you are a retard.

Walking into the factory with just his pajamas on, the man didn't realize he had just committed Premeditated Retardation.

by Psycho-J November 23, 2004

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pretell

The greatest and most heroic of people. They are said to be the smartest and most brave, always on the alert to danger.

They love more than anyone does on this planet. Throughout legends; it was said that king Pretell himself had met god and was acknowledged and recognized to be the most supior breed in the world.

The top two doctors in Florida are none other than a long descendant of the incredible Pretell family. It was also said that a pretell would meet a normal girl he would be loyal to named Abigail, From midgar.

King pretell the 2nd had a destined encounter with the lowed and savior him self.

Pretell is an ancient family that

Continues to this day. Uncommon to find a member of this royal family.

by Destined Pretell of 1996 November 30, 2013

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Premen

Precum. Before you blow your load, there's the sticky sneak attack of semen. (Pre- semen).

She was dry-humping me so much I filled the hot tub with premen.
Pulling out isn't an effective form of contraception, because you can be screwed over by the premen.

by DTPS February 10, 2010

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