phelching

to suck jizz from bodily orifice

Jack and Jill went up the hill and phelched all day long

by Adam April 11, 2005

Peaching

Fondling ones breasts, or to have ones breasts fondled.

Oh my god alex was peaching me soo hard!

by miamiamiamiaalex January 19, 2011

phelching

to jizz in an orifice, then phelch it back out with a straw, hench the 'phelch' noise.

after phelching it out, the jizz is passed from mouth to mouth whilst kissing.

jonny and jill had a major phelching session in the woods on a sunny day

by Adam April 11, 2005

preaching to the Buddha

trying to teach someone something they already know

"If you want to ride an elephant, you have to embrace the beast inside you"
"You're preaching to the Buddha, man, I've done this a million times"

by plokijuh098 April 22, 2010

Super Preaching

The precise definition is: The kind of preaching that is ordained supernaturally , anointed, planned, and executed by God through a faithful servant who serves as a pastor, preacher or evangelist and preaches the extreme message of the good news and the gospel of the Lord Jesus Christ (The Cross) and extreme Hell preaching that condemns sin and emphasizes sin, Judgment ,Hell and teaches the whole counsel of God.

When Tony preaches to a congregation, his preaching is described as Super Preaching.

by Master Theologian August 25, 2010

pesching

an australian word used to describe the act of gay men making out.
thought to have derived from 'pashing' which is the heterosexual version of the word.

"er. look at johnny and tony it looks like they're going to pesch"

"i walked in and brian and marcus were pesching"

by isa mason March 19, 2008

Pilching

the act of noncing on somebody who is underage, or at least 3 years younger.
Originates from the name 'Pilcher', our lord and saviour.

"hes dating a 13 year old"
"man, hes pilching!"

by Dani_tommosavocadoes January 9, 2023