Reincarnation

Having a second one-night stand with the same person. It could also be the second time you have sex with the same person.

Our friend hooked up again with this chick he met at some party ages ago, legit case of reincarnation!

by ToGu December 9, 2010

Reincarnation

Would be very cool if there was a way for it to actually work.

I'd take reincarnation over eternal boredom/torture any day of the week.

by Submitters of Words June 30, 2011

reincarnation

This definition has already been accepted, but I would like to correct some grammar and punctuation mistakes, as follows:

Reincarnation is the process wherein the spirit of a being living in the 3rd Dimension will upon the death of said being return to the Spirit of Origin sometimes called First Life and bring with it any wisdom of life or knowledge of relationships between living beings that it has learned during its material life. This same spirit then gets dissolved back into the Spirit of Origin where it will never again exist as the ego or other ruling consciousness of a being living in the 3rd Dimension. However, the dissolved spirit will be spread throughout the universe which is the body of the Spirit of Origin in that part of life that can be comprehended by intelligent species wherever in the universe life might arise. This process is also known as Spiritual Evolution.

It is wrong to think that any spirit is reincarnated to the 3rd Dimension intact as it once was, unless there are powerful forces being exerted on it to remain as the same being, such as the forces used by the Dalai Lama of the occupied nation of Tibet to be reborn over and over until he has done everything that he can do to help guide his people, at which time he or perhaps someday she will train a spirit so it can prepare as his successor, who will take over the role of the new Dalai Lama while the abdicating Dalai Lama is submerged into the Spirit of Origin, and that Spirit will evolve spiritually by learning the wisdom brought to it by the tired spirit of the Religious Leader of Tibet. Of course, through reincarnation, every spirit returning to First Life brings something that it has learned about life, and interacting with other beings, but generally that wisdom is not so great and not so well understood that it may be chosen to return to the 3rd Dimension to teach others what it has learned.

by rawgod February 28, 2017

Reincarnation

Something LALALAA does so he keeps coming back D:

LALALAA: back

Spaceman_Spiff: holy crap he reincarnated everybody run!

ChemicalGoat: hey approve brian blahblah it's so totally not me (plus reincarnation is cool)

by Spaceman_Spiff May 25, 2009

Jobless Reincarnation Fan

A fan of the anime Mushoku Tensei: Jobless Reincarnation. This show shouldn't be watched by anyone as it Is basically child porn. (Derogatory)

Hey what are you watching?
Oh its this show called Jobless Reincarnation...wait what are you doing?
I'm calling the police. Stupid Jobless Reincarnation Fan

by Black Samson April 16, 2021

Reincarnation Theory

The metaphysical framework positing that souls incarnate repeatedly, learning and evolving through multiple lifetimes. In Reincarnation Theory, death is not the end but a graduation—a transition between lessons. Birth is not a beginning but an enrollment—the soul entering a new classroom with new lessons, new challenges, new opportunities. The circumstances of each life—family, body, talents, struggles—are not random but chosen (or assigned) based on what the soul needs to learn. Karma is not punishment but pedagogy—the natural consequence of actions, guiding the soul toward greater wisdom and compassion. Reincarnation Theory explains the apparent injustice of life (it's not unjust, just incomprehensible within one lifetime), the diversity of human experience (souls are at different stages), and the sense that we've been here before (we have). It's the framework for those who experience life as school, not prison.

Example: "She'd always been drawn to ancient Egypt—not as a tourist but as a homecoming. Reincarnation Theory explained it: she'd lived there before, in another life, and the memories lingered as interests, affinities, unexplained knowledge. She wasn't imagining it; she was remembering, dimly, across the veil of death and birth. The feeling of recognition was real recognition."

by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal February 17, 2026

Reincarnation

Being born into another life after death.

I hope to be reincarnated in the next life. I hope reincarnation is the most likely scenario after death.

If you could reincarnate into anything, what would it be?

A hot girl.

by AntiCircumcisionMan July 13, 2025