predicament

The act of searching for a second partner while not being single yourself.

Dude, I sat by this hot bitch in English class today. Damn, I'm in a predicament.

by Colonel Webster September 28, 2011

Portuguese Penis Predicament

The girl you are hanging out with casually brings up the Portuguese Penis she had to see first hand.

Friend 1: Hey, I heard you were hanging out with a girl last night, how'd it go?!

Friend 2: Well my friend, i fell prey to the good ol' Portuguese Penis Predicament.

Friend 1: Aw, that sucks man, was it big?

by deftone_dude October 19, 2011

predicamently

when keyana or a person forgets to take a bath.

yo son you predicamently n you stink!

by janine April 22, 2005

Predicamentary

The adjectival form of predicament. Used to describe situations when the issue in question arises because of one's predicament.

He had to leave the house for predicamentary reasons.

by predicament December 11, 2010

Predicament

Breath mint Italian & Latina girls use right before giving a man a blowjob.

Sophia told Giovanni "No blowjob until I've had my predicament."

by DNRDNI September 5, 2023

ponder producing predicament

an adjective used to describe when you think a question is hard, or confusing. this could be used anywhere.

"What a ponder producing predicament, mr/mrs insert random teacher name here!"
"quite a ponder producing predicament, you dont say?"

by realskibiditoilet January 1, 2025