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Pedicure

Gods gift to females. A cult classic for relaxation, usually done by asians.
Shelby: What could we do to bond and relax?

Maddie: I need a pedicure!
by TheCrazyMaddie July 21, 2011
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pedicuring

The act of pretty-ing up your feet in anticipation of hooking up with a hottie that will hopefully rub your feet.
MA: Hey-- wanna go to the mall?

K: Yeah, i need some new kicks after i go pedicuring. I'm hooking up with that rockin' hottie i met in Econ 101.
by mollygoodhead February 10, 2010
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predicament and a half

Used in season one of Laguna Beach meaning slightly more than your average predicament.
"Stephen's love triangle with LC and Kristin is a predicament and a half."
by c1nnamoroll April 30, 2006
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The Pedicure

Prior to intercourse the male ensures that their partner’s sock is nearby. before busting, they will insert the penis into partner’s sock and cum into it. Then they will gently and calmly put down the sock and wait for their partner to redress. Unbeknownst to them, one of their socks is filled with semen. This is how to give someone the pedicure.
I gave her the pedicure yesterday, she had no idea.
by shapedamoeba May 31, 2020
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Pedicurious

Pedicurious
adj.
1. To be inquisitive as to the grooming and/or painting habits of ones toenails.
2. To be intrigued by feet in an extremely creepy manner.

Pedicuriosity
n.
1. A state of inquiry where one is unable to tell if a person has recently painted and/or filed his or her toenails.
2. A desire to learn more or experience having one's toenails painted and filed, preferably by a professional.
1. "I'm pedicurious as to your toenails always being so well clipped. Do you groom them yourself?
2. "Your feline died when she impaled herself on my poison-spike-tipped boot. It looks like pedicuriosity killed the cat!"
by Jacob Stebel November 14, 2006
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penicure

peen a cure (n.): the grooming of the male genitalia that immediately results in the appearance of a 3 inch to the penile area
I gave myself a penicure before I went out on a big date last night, and my cock looked a lot bigger.
by igor stravenski January 27, 2007
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penile predicament

One having severe Problems with One's Penis. (Mr. SuggleFutz) its related to genital warts but not limited to.
Sir Darby: "My dear sir, What ever is the matter?"
Me: "Darby, I am seem to be having difficulty extracting my penis from this dog's anus"
Sir Darby: "egads! A penile predicament!"
Me: "Oh I say, Righto!"
Sir Darby: "What a folly!"
by Adam Mills May 8, 2003
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