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thick as two short planks

an expression defining how stupid someone is; chiefly British.
i.e.: the thickness of two planks of wood stacked one atop the other.
sometimes shortened to "two short planks"
"Whoah, you're thick as two short planks!"
by dv8trix October 21, 2008
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Prankitopian Virus

A virus attained by eating raw peanut butter.
Did you hear that Shain has the Prankitopian Virus?
by sheagunkus October 24, 2022
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prank him john

John “yo look who fell asleep first “

Joe “ prank him John !”

John” hehe you already know

-John licks lips and face gets Serious-

-John repeatedly claps jims cheeks-

Joe” YOO YOOOOOOO
by Prank him John August 26, 2021
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Pranshu

He is someone who-
1) holds the entire universe in his eyes
2) feels like absolute home when around

3) understands your deepest fears and never judges you
4) will teach you what patience is 🤍
5) perfect example of bholi shakal and haraami dimaag ( but knows his boundaries and limits )
6) will write you poems and make playlists ✨
7)share your dreams and help you in every way possible
8)understands the responsibilities of family and respects his parents and others(imma flatter over him at this point)
9) LOVES ANIMALS😭

10)squeaks while giggling around his favourite people (kinda cute honestly)
11)isn't a product of toxic masculinity
13)future oriented
14)is Smart af, just won't let you know
15) the kind that will lay down in soft grass with you and adore the night sky
16) loves moon,skies and trees
17) treats women with respect

18) plays with children(ATTRACTIVE!)
19)has veiny hands
20)the kind of person that you'll think of whenever you'll see an awesome sky or breathtaking view

21)the kind you'll wish for while Blowing off a dandelion
22) the kind you'll think of while watching a shooting star

24)ADVENTUROUS and Mischievous

26)is tall and handsome
28)the kind with whom you'll love to slow dance in a drizzling night on London bridge
29)always tries to improve himself
30)can pull you out of your darkest phase of life even without himself realising it....
So what do you do when you find PRANSHU? Never let him go.He is a keeper!
"Hey look ! Dogs love him!"
"Yeah! He might be Pranshu"
by Mist6870 May 20, 2023
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Prank invasion

A mild form of pornagraphy on YouTube, consisting of a wide variety of fetishes. This channel is made for so called "pranks" where a man goes to my the beach and says "want to play a game for a quick kiss" and even if he loses he says screw it and vigorously makes out with the victim. Most videos have the words "GONE SEXUAL" in the title.
Guy 1:I totally had my Dick out to mommy makeout day last night
Guy 2: oh hell ya I love prank invasion
by Harambe789 October 4, 2016
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ITS-JUST-A-PRANK-BRO

A phrase people say after doing something horrible or practical just to get out or avoid trouble.

An example of a redundant excuse.
Yeah ITS-JUST-A-PRANK-BRO, deal with it.

"ITS-JUST-A-PRANK-BRO" - Pinkguy
by DreadRealm February 6, 2017
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Just A Prank Bro

The phrase that is used when people do something terrible for the sake of a prank. It's mostly used by trash youtube pranksters.
GUY 1: What the heck dude? You broke into my house, dressed up as a killer clown, killed my girlfriend and chid, stole my money, leaked my nudes, and set my dog BoBo on fire!

GUY 2 : JUST A PRANK BRO! LOOK AT THE CAMERAS!
by Weirdo Sheep May 29, 2017
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