Powerade

A popular sports drink that is believed to shrink your nuts.

Ted - Im getting some Powerade before I run the marathon

Jebediah - No dont drink it that shit shrinks your nuts and you certainly wont be getting any pussy.

by CaptainPete2024 July 5, 2024

powerade lover

Another way of calling someone 'gay' or 'homosexual'

Matthew leech is such a 'powerade lover'

by GetBarker December 28, 2015

Powerade Plan

Also "Powerade Releif Plan"

The frequent or regular smoking of marijuana using a home-made bong, such as a powerade bottle.

Person 1: "Why is your throat always sore man?"

Person 2: "I'm on the Powerade Plan, dude..."

by Richie Benaud June 15, 2012

Lemon Powerade

Everyone has heard or even tasted the infamous Lemon-lime powerade, but what people probably haven’t heard of is it’s secret half brother Lemon. Lemon powerade cannot be found in stores, the only places it is found is in soft drink machines mixed in with hundreds of other flavors. It’s taste is immaculate, soaking your tongue with sweet lemony drops of pure perfection.

Nathaniel: yo have you tried lemon powerade?

Thomas: No bruh what is that

by ShrekBThicc June 18, 2022

powerade palmer

1/2 and 1/2 iced tea and lemon lime powerade.

excellent at curing hangovers.

i was literally ded this morning after drinking all night til i chugged back a few powerade palmers.

by mast3rbates May 21, 2018

Powerade

A common drink commonly used by cooked cunts the morning after a bender

Oi cunt, let's Goto the servo to get 2 for 1 powerades cause I'm hungover as fuck

by Aussie panda March 17, 2019