middle populated

When you aren’t the most popular person in school, but you aren’t a total loser either. You can talk to both rankings of popularity and still be liked by everyone at the same time. Plus most people know your name but not everyone.

We aren’t as high in popularity as Kylie. We’re middle populated.

by The og low-key hoe December 23, 2017

Sparsely populated trumpets

This is when Trumps supporters die down and everyone regrets not choosing hillary

Shit now it's all sparsely populated trumpets. I wish I voted hillary

by Will Wheatley November 9, 2016

Ron White Postulate

A basic tenet of male philosophy: "If you see one woman naked, you want to see the rest of them naked."

Fat, ugly chicks are rare exceptions to the Ron White Postulate.

by Gerald Busey April 22, 2008

petulate

To reach a peak of pleasure / orgasm during stretching or to piss somebody off. verb

(stretch) man I just petulated hard
quit petulatin' me man

by MWizard April 20, 2015

The Will Ferrell Postulate

The Will Ferrell Postulate. There is a tight correlation between the number of times someone has seen a Will Ferrel movie and whether they like said movie. For example, a person who has seen Anchorman once, will most likely say they think it is the worst movie ever made. However, someone who has watched Anchorman more than once will likely say it was hilarious. You can prove this postulate to yourself with a simple experiment: find a friend who is a "Saw it once, Hate it."-type regarding a Will Ferrell movie, and ask them to watch it with you. You will witness them laughing at many points throughout the film. At the end of the film, do not ask them if they liked it, because at this point there is a period of confusion stemming from the fact that your friend knew very well that he or she hated the movie before watching it a second time, but this time he or she actually enjoyed it. It is a strange occurrence that your friend needs time to process mentally. Weeks later, do not ask your friend if he or she liked the movie directly, as people do not like to go back on their previous decisions and beliefs. Instead, address the issue by randomly quoting your friend's new favorite Will Ferrell movie. Not surprisingly, your friend will chuckle, and perhaps even follow up with another quote, thus revealing their fondness of the once hated Will Ferrell movie.

You can use the Will Ferrell Postulate to amaze your friends with a mind-reading trick. Ask your friend if he or she likes a certain Will Ferrell movie. If they say, "Yes," confidently tell them that they have seen that movie more than once. If they say, "No," confidently tell them that they have seen that movie only once.

by TheSciNerd1 January 27, 2012

POS Postulate

A postulate in geometric systems concerning pieces of shit (POS) which states that when two or more POS's are in a group, the entire group as a whole becomes an even bigger piece of shit. Countless examples can be seen in everyday life, as this is a very common occurrence.

Yesterday when I was running, Mukul and Albert joined our group. Well, by the POS postulate we're all an even bigger piece of shit now.

by DistancedPOS December 26, 2011

Postulate

To postulate means, but is not limited to, the following:
-An Orgasm
-Masturbating

-Jizzying
-Cumming
-Basically anything sexual that has to do with the excretion of juices.

Wow dude I just postulated so hard. I Postulated so hard last night. Oh this picture will really help me with Postulation.

by LowfatCriminal October 8, 2011