Potatocide

The killing of one's potato. Like matricide and patricide are the killing of one's parents, potatocide is the killing of one's potato.

"OMG he committed potatocide!"
"Gasp why?!? Potatoes are too beautiful to kill."

by theunicorn67 January 12, 2015

Potatoish

Adj. Joking term to describe ones self or others as round, funny looking, or potato shaped. Can also be used as a flirtatious term for someone you like, usually when you are trapped in the friend zone.

Boy: What do you think of yourself? Beautiful, sexy, smart?
Girl: Potatoish
Boy: Potatoish? Thats okay, i like potatos.

by TWillits April 10, 2016

Potatoism

Potatoism
The voluntary and gracious act of viewing "Agent P." as the 1 true ruler of the dabloon economy and the rest of the universe

Dang, fuck that im converting to Potatoism

by Agent B(ogi) January 29, 2022

Potatoed

To get 'potatoed' or be in a 'potato' state usually refers to taking a slight overdose of MDMA caps or similar substance. One enters a state of potato or vegetable where the mind no longer references the regular world and only roots the munted state.
If entered in pairs or groups one can often only see the other participant as an actual raw potato on the couch, chair or public infrastructure.

"Fuck mate im potatoed!"
Jesus bruv... you are potatoed right now

by leopardskinpants January 21, 2015

Potatoing

When someone acts Insanely crazy or starts asking questions that make no sense. Usually happens due to lack of sleep.

Aiden: can worms cry...?

Emma: go to sleep, your potatoing
Aiden: I lock worms up in my basement and use their skin as pencil grippies
Emma: go to sleep, you're potatoing too much

by Potatoing September 14, 2016

Potatodog397

amazing queen

potatodog397 completed a very hard task

by Realcoollivylou February 1, 2021

potatoed

a word used instead of "baked."

"dude yesterday i got so potatoed nigga"
"DUDEEEEEEE"

by Phillip the nigga March 9, 2009