Potato

An object of poor quality. Usually a video camera or a microphone.

"This youtube video quality sucks. Was it filmed with a potato?"

"The voice acting in this cartoon sucks. Did they record the voices with a potato?"

by Chdonga December 28, 2011

Potato

A person who is brainless and unaware of anything.

Person 1: Why is the new girl in the lower maths?
Person 2: Shes a potato.
Person 1: I'm so lucky that I'm not a potato.

by beauty_bubs97 September 11, 2014

potato

a person who ties up their sweatshirt strings and sinks themselfs into a pile of pillows and blankets while crunching on some chips and binge watching netflix all weekend

"what did you do all weekend"
"i was being a potato"

by badbby42 November 29, 2018

potato

Socially awkward or innocent person; awkwardly shy

"Do you swear a lot?" - "No. I'm a potato"
"Are you popular?" - "No I'm too much of a potato"

by Grammar Potato July 18, 2017

Potato

Someone who's forever alone and no one would want to touch with a 10 ft stick.

I am a Potato.

by Bryn Tilney May 08, 2013

Potatoful

A word to describe an absolutely amazing and beautiful or good looking. Like SUPER freaking good looking person.

"He was looking potatoful today"
"Did you see how potatoful she looked today?"

by Potato716 October 14, 2017

potatoes

something you can boil, mash, or stick in a stew.

PO-TAT-OES! Boil 'em, Mash 'em, Stick 'em in a stew.

by DaChazman September 05, 2004