Potterism-69 is a virus that occurred during the outbreak of COVID-19. The virus first appeared when a young boy Luke Potter coughed in public which cost the lives of many elderly women. This devastating virus also effected the atmosphere leading to multiple blizzards on the 21st July 2021
“Fuck me sideways I’ve been sneezing for an hour straight bro”
“Oh shit you might have Potterism-69, don’t pass it on to me please!”
“Oh shit you might have Potterism-69, don’t pass it on to me please!”
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To bang someones else's wife, particularly when they are off at war.
Someone with Potters disease typically presents with a very akward affect. They appear to be nice on the surface but truly are a back stabbing cowardess peice of S***. These people are the worst of society and are boring, selfish and are skillfully opportunistic. The pathopneumonic finding of this disease is the complete lack of a spine or testicles. Once they are diagnosed with the disease, people will see them for who they really are and not for whom they portray themselves to be.
The only cure for this disease is to be sterilized, possibly destroyed.
To bang someones else's wife, particularly when they are off at war.
Someone with Potters disease typically presents with a very akward affect. They appear to be nice on the surface but truly are a back stabbing cowardess peice of S***. These people are the worst of society and are boring, selfish and are skillfully opportunistic. The pathopneumonic finding of this disease is the complete lack of a spine or testicles. Once they are diagnosed with the disease, people will see them for who they really are and not for whom they portray themselves to be.
The only cure for this disease is to be sterilized, possibly destroyed.
Did you hear what (insert name) did with that guys wife while he was in Iraq?
Yeah he was, I thought anyways, a nice guy. But I guess he is a peice of shit.
Yeah, then he tried to get her ex husband fired from his job when he found out.
Really? He must have Potter's Disease.
Yeah he was, I thought anyways, a nice guy. But I guess he is a peice of shit.
Yeah, then he tried to get her ex husband fired from his job when he found out.
Really? He must have Potter's Disease.
by jbadroad January 3, 2013
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A parody-musical based on the Harry Potter-books. You'll find it on Youtube, or one of your friends (or even a total stranger) will nag you to see it in the near future.
The reason the phrase "totally awesome" now can trigger anything from a laughter-fit to a blank stare.
Often referred to as AVPM or VPM online.
The reason the phrase "totally awesome" now can trigger anything from a laughter-fit to a blank stare.
Often referred to as AVPM or VPM online.
Friend 1: That car was totally awesome!
Friend 2 collapses in laughter.
Friend 1: What? What's so funny about that?
Friend 2: You just reminded me of AVPM.
Friend 1: A what?
Friend 2: A Very Potter Musical! Come, I'll show you!
Friend 3: Again? Those songs get stuck in my head so easily, I'll be humming them for the next three days.
Friend 2 collapses in laughter.
Friend 1: What? What's so funny about that?
Friend 2: You just reminded me of AVPM.
Friend 1: A what?
Friend 2: A Very Potter Musical! Come, I'll show you!
Friend 3: Again? Those songs get stuck in my head so easily, I'll be humming them for the next three days.
by FIND! July 19, 2009
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For extra points, urinate profusely while doing it.
For extra points, urinate profusely while doing it.
by Roth Vantage September 23, 2015
Get the Hairy Potter mug.There are a lot of fights and arguments about Harry Potter vs. Twilight.
First of all, though I'm a huge Potterhead -fan of Harry Potter Books-, and think Twilight is just waste of paper and time, Harry Potter Books and Films belong to the category Fantasy/Fantastic, Twilight Books and Films are based on the category Romance.
But, if we are going to argue abot the books by their written language and originality, of course -sorry Twilight fans- Harry Potter Books are the winner of the argument.
Plus, sorry but, vampires do not sparkle.
First of all, though I'm a huge Potterhead -fan of Harry Potter Books-, and think Twilight is just waste of paper and time, Harry Potter Books and Films belong to the category Fantasy/Fantastic, Twilight Books and Films are based on the category Romance.
But, if we are going to argue abot the books by their written language and originality, of course -sorry Twilight fans- Harry Potter Books are the winner of the argument.
Plus, sorry but, vampires do not sparkle.
Harry Potter vs. Twilight
Example 1:
Twihard:OMG EDWARD HOW COULD YOU BE IN SUCH A BAD MOVIE CALLED HARRY POTTER!YOU BELONG TO THE TWILIGHT SERIE!!!
Potterhead:Honey, even Robert Pattinson said that he enjoyed acting Cedric rather than Edward.
Example 2:
Twihard:Bella Swan is such a strong gir-
Potterhead:ARE YOU KIDDING ME??!SHE WAS ABOUT TO JUMP OFF A CLIFF BECAUSE HER BOYFRIEND DUMPED HER!PLUS, IF BELLA IS STRONG, HERMIONE IS THE GODDES OF THE TERM STRONG!SHE FOUGHT FOR HER SCHOOL, HER BEST FRIEND EVEN THE TIME HER LOVE LEFT HER!DON'T YOU DARE TO SAY THAT EVER AGAIN!
Twihard:*Slowly goes backwards* Okay... *Runs away*
Example 1:
Twihard:OMG EDWARD HOW COULD YOU BE IN SUCH A BAD MOVIE CALLED HARRY POTTER!YOU BELONG TO THE TWILIGHT SERIE!!!
Potterhead:Honey, even Robert Pattinson said that he enjoyed acting Cedric rather than Edward.
Example 2:
Twihard:Bella Swan is such a strong gir-
Potterhead:ARE YOU KIDDING ME??!SHE WAS ABOUT TO JUMP OFF A CLIFF BECAUSE HER BOYFRIEND DUMPED HER!PLUS, IF BELLA IS STRONG, HERMIONE IS THE GODDES OF THE TERM STRONG!SHE FOUGHT FOR HER SCHOOL, HER BEST FRIEND EVEN THE TIME HER LOVE LEFT HER!DON'T YOU DARE TO SAY THAT EVER AGAIN!
Twihard:*Slowly goes backwards* Okay... *Runs away*
by Heaven Ximena April 11, 2015
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Stop being best friends
Start dating eachother
Stop being best friends
Start dating eachother
He was her best friend before he gave her the pottermatum
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