Pot nerd

A person who is extremely knowledgable about all things weed.

That Alli took one look at this bag and knew it was the og kush purple hair. She is the biggest pot nerd.

by Octomomslilcuz December 5, 2010

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pot crowding

When a sink encroaches over the toilet denying you from shitting.

I refuse to take a shit at John's house. His sink is a fucking jerk. What a pot crowding asshole, I had to shit on the floor instead.

by gindertopia August 25, 2012

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*meow*
"NO KITTY THIS IS MY POT PIE!"
*meow*
"NO KITTY THAT'S A BAD KITTY!"
*meow*
"MOOOOM! KITTY'S BEIN' A DILDO!"
"Well then I know a certain kitty-kitty that's sleeping with mommy tonight!"
"What?"

"No kitty, this is my pot pie" is perhaps one of the funniest masterpieces in South Park.

by Brawldud December 25, 2011

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Pot Mom

A "Pot Mom' is a college educated wife who smokes pot a few times a month and makes a nice living. The Pot Mom always gets along with her husband's exes and or multiple Baby Mama's. The Pot Mom also takes care of her husband's children from a previous relationship(s). A Pot Mom is widely coveted by some men, since the Pot Mom is generally selfless and caring. The Pot Mom's in-laws can't even figure out why she is in her situation, considering there are far better life options.

Wayne doesn't make much money, but he has a Pot Mom to take care of everything while he plays Xbox.

by Big Oregon October 21, 2012

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