Pot Noodle Horn

the pot noodle horn is a horn thats perfect for annoying teachers all through the year especially history teachers. It is a school hero!

teacher: who killed JFK?
(pot noodle horn blows)

by MrFrickerAnnoyer October 14, 2009

pot of noodles

A fat chick's vagina that feels very unpleasant. Mostly actually feeling like a pot of noodles.

I swiftly stuck my penis into her pot of noodles which felt like a pot of noodles. lolol

by AlexNewton/JeremyDWT-creater of word April 14, 2008

out of date pot noodle

the overall taste and appearance of a VAGINA belonging to an unclean overweight female

the OUT OF DATE POT NOODLE can be found in any branch of witherspoons at various times of the day

by mr shush July 27, 2010

Pot Noodle

A man, a bum, a right little munter named Freddie Lawton

You pot noodle looking bastard

by TheBest456 November 25, 2019

Pot Noodle

A slang term for the effects of excess consumption of marijuana. Pot = marijuana, noodle = head/brain, thus pot noodle = marijuana head/brain.

Don't even listen to him, he's got pot noodle. It's okay, he'll be fine in the morning.

by falsetokaiba May 9, 2019

Pot noodle

When you fuck her so hard that it just pokes out of the pants

Her: oh my god Jimmy do you have the pot noodle

Him: No "nocks over glass of wine"
Her: Jimmy I think u have it
Him: Fuck I'm caught

by PU$$YCAT528 February 16, 2018

Pot Noodle Family

A single parent with kids looking for someone to be a partner and a parent.

They've got kids... are you looking for an instant family?

What?

Yeah, you've got a pot noodle family on your hands!

by 3 time instant family September 16, 2020