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postal service

A band created by Ben Gibbard and Jimmy Tamborello sending lyrics and rhythms back and forth through mail. Has the most crazy amazing lyrics ever created. Not to be confused with the US Postal Service.
by Ellie April 17, 2004
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Postal Dude

A man who does not want to take it anymore, the everyday bullshit of life got to him. Now, you're all gonna pay!
The Postal Dude got pissed off, and slaughtered Paradise City. He said, "You probably thought you weren't gonna die today... Surprise!"
by GROMM July 23, 2004
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postfartum depression

When you let out such a relieving, loud, or satisfying fart that you get depressed when its finally over.
Joe got a bad case of postfartum depression after he perfectly replicated a trumpet with his ass.
by P-scrizzle December 17, 2015
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postmodem depression

The feeling you get when you haven't had access to the internet (i.e. facebook and twitter) for a long time, like several minutes.
(A family is on vacation)
Mom: Johnny, come to dinner!
Johnny: Fucking not hungry!
Mom (to dad): What the hell is wrong with him?
Dad: He's got postmodem depression; he can't update his facebook status.
Mom: But we have only been here for 15 minutes.
by Lie_Detector_411 June 19, 2010
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postmodernism

Postmodernism is the ultimate lubricant invented by social sciences in order to fuck every concept and structure that humans ever came up with. At the same time it is used as a means for social sciences to penetrate one another.
Anthropology put some postmodernism on its cock and managed to penetrate History so deep that it screamed...then it turned towards Political Science, which fainted immediately.
by tahabgd March 12, 2010
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Postgamum Depression

Similar to postpartum depression, the empty feeling one experiences after completing a video game.
"Beating my new game really put me in a funk."
"Sounds like some serious postgamum depression to me."
by Michelle Marks December 5, 2007
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Postal Dude

A really fucking cool guy from the game series "Postal", he also wants you or your surviving family members to sign his petition.
Postal Dude: Would you please sign my petition?

Loser: no fuck off postal dude

Postal Dude: You gotta be fucking kidding me. (kills the loser)
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