Pontooning

Blowing furiously onto the fatty portion of a man's testicles, producing a loud bubbly sound.

After her lover motorboated her breasts, she started pontooning him furiously.

by catmontty January 5, 2015

Post-Boning

The Act of kissing the person you are penetrating to delay the inevitable climax.

"Dude, do you ever kiss your girlfriend to prevent yourself from cumming too early ?

"Yeah bro, its called Post-boning. She thinks i'm being passionate but in reality I just want her to think i'm like a porn star"

by Thericterscale April 9, 2018

Global Positioning System

A system of satellites in low Earth orbit that, in conjunction with a receiver, can be used to determine one's location anywhere in the world with an accuracy of about 10 feet. Originally developed for US military use and deliberately scrambled to prevent other users from obtaining accuracy better than 150 feet, the scrambling was discontinued during the Clinton administration -- and the game of geocaching was founded the following day.

While early GPS receivers only told users what their latitude, longitude, and elevation were, modern units have built-in road maps, voice commands, and various other features. And *all* cell phones are now required to have GPS built in so that 911 operators can determine where distress calls are originating.

The Global Positioning System has rendered my DeLorme map obsolete!

by The Original Kirbert July 31, 2013

gay positioning

Originally an act of the gays, but other folks from the LGBT+ community can participate in this as well;
Gay positioning is the act of not sitting "properly" by the str8/straight people's standards, usually the gays are the ones who sit in very unconventional, and surprisingly comfy, position and it has become their trademark

Teacher: Feet flat on the floor, let's sit like normal humans this year.
Flan: *looks over*
Alex: *is balancing in some sort of spider-man pose on the chair aka gay positioning*
Flan: I-
Flan: Ah right, gay.

by confuqed July 15, 2020

sex death positioning scale

An arbitrary way of 'scoring' your life and determining whether you are enjoying a good time or in a 'trough.'

Nominally, death may correspond to -10 where 0 or below indicates psychological distress. A score below -10 is possible if you are so suicidal you havent got the energy to go through with the act. (DONT DO IT CALL THE SAMARITANS!)

A score of 25 indicates sex, with 35 mindblowingly good sex.

How are you?

I'm 17 on the sex death positioning scale!

by mids99 September 13, 2009

Pontooning

To float around the true meaning of a word or phrase.

Pontooning around the word love, Debra said , I really like you.....alot....really , I like you tons...

by Sonorliter January 24, 2011

postpwning

1. To postpone indefinitely.
2. The point in time immediately after a pwning.

1. I have a feeling he will be postpwning this one.
2. He's suffering from postpwning depression.

by zukazamme January 16, 2009