postcardesque

Beautiful scenery worthy of appearing on a postcard.

The seaside towns of Brittany, France, with their stunning cliffs and blue waters, were postcardesque.

by ontherocks2 October 2, 2010

Jersey Postcard

Child porn.

Named after the eponymous island, where a case of systematic child abuse was uncovered at an orphanage.

You hear that the police took away old Jack after he downloaded a bunch of Jersey Postcards? Always had my doubts...

by Another_Oz March 7, 2008

Postcard

One fineee bitch. Usually from the tropics or another vacation destination. Could be the name for the girl you hooked up with on vacation, or just a girl you spot thats lookin' hot and appears to be local.

"There's a few postcards over at the bar I wouldn't mind sendin' home"

by Psuedonymm June 30, 2008

postcarder

A person who uses text messaging or instant messaging to send one-way communications. Even if you respond immediately to their postcard, there is little hope you will receive a reply. The postcard has already put their phone away or closed the instant messaging window after they delivered their postcard

Ian is such a postcarder. I received another one-way text message from his this morning. I replied the 2nd I got his message, but he probably already turned his phone off.

by tbarrett187 August 29, 2016

Postcard

A postcard is a one-way communication you receive from someone via text messaging or instant messaging. The postcarder only cares about delivering their message to you (i.e., their postcard). It is so frustrating to respond back immediately to the postcarder and not get a reply.

I hate when my Mom uses text messaging to send me a postcard. Text messaging is for 2 say conversations. I want to throw the phone when I respond immediately and i get the "Delivered" indication, but she doesn't even "Read" my reply! Ugh!!!

by tbarrett187 August 29, 2016

Postcard Quote

When everything he/she says sounds like it could be stripped from a postcard

i.e. saying subjective generalities that could all individually be placed on a postcard

Ethan said the other day that everyone is perfect in their own way and and that perfection is different for everyone!
Dude, he's got some mad postcard quotes

by nigcock2000 October 25, 2014

postcard child

A person who is kinda emblematic of a known cause, movement or ideal.

Bill O'Reilly is the postcard child of news anchors.

by Grammarista September 5, 2014