1. The only person in the world, who rides a horse in a music video with a 11th century armour and blue crocs.
2. The only person in the world, who squats on his own crashed Rolls-Royce and takes a badass picture to post it on Instagram.
3. A badass but very humble musician.
2. The only person in the world, who squats on his own crashed Rolls-Royce and takes a badass picture to post it on Instagram.
3. A badass but very humble musician.
A: Did you hear about that singer, who sang the song "rockstar"? Post Malone is his name
B: I created a religion after this person.
B: I created a religion after this person.
by The Real Toast Malone August 10, 2020
the best fuckin’ artist out there rn. he heals people with his music. wouldn’t be here if it weren’t for him, and that’s no lie ❤️❤️
by yowtfbro October 21, 2019
Sexy young rapper but does different genres of music and also is funny, cute and passionate about what he does
My dad is Post Malone
by Aniyah7116 August 18, 2018
Austin Richard Post, who goes by Post Malone (also known as Posty,Water Melon,Post-it Malone,Tattoo man,Bud Light King,etc) is a American Rapper,Songwriter and Record Producer. Every Song he makes is a different style and you can never expect what type of song he's gonna make next. He has more tattoos on him then the amount of money that you will ever make in your life.He has also mastered the art of looking homeless and being rich at the same time.
by LMxHorizon October 28, 2020
by Goddess Hegemony August 29, 2018
the only person who looks rich and homeless at the same time. also extremely humble and sweet to his fans. some of his hits include “congratulations” “circles” “white iverson” “candy paint” “rockstar“ “i fall apart” “saint-tropez” “take what you want”
has said that he gets face tattoos out of insecurities. also is called a rapper, even though his music genre is very mixed.
his three albums as of july 2020 are called “stoney”(2016), “beerbongs&bentleys”(2018), and “hollywood’s bleeding”(2019).
in march 2020 people on tiktok were worried about his well being since many videos of him acting strange on stage we’re posted. he proceeded to say it was all an act just for the concert.
his birthday is july 4, 1995.
also, charlemagne is an asshole. ifykyk
has said that he gets face tattoos out of insecurities. also is called a rapper, even though his music genre is very mixed.
his three albums as of july 2020 are called “stoney”(2016), “beerbongs&bentleys”(2018), and “hollywood’s bleeding”(2019).
in march 2020 people on tiktok were worried about his well being since many videos of him acting strange on stage we’re posted. he proceeded to say it was all an act just for the concert.
his birthday is july 4, 1995.
also, charlemagne is an asshole. ifykyk
me: i just went to a post malone concert!
friend: sweet!
me: post malone is the definition of “don’t judge a book by its cover.”
friend: sweet!
me: post malone is the definition of “don’t judge a book by its cover.”
by quill804 July 08, 2020
by AsswithaC October 19, 2017