postman stamp

The act of holding in fecal matter until a turtle head (without pinching it off) is created, then stamping it on somebody.

Jonathan postman stamped Jerry and yellled, "You got mail!"

by pseudonym_maker November 21, 2015

the postman

the sexual act of anal sex followed by writting all the vital shipping information on the girls ass, slapping a stamp on it and walking out

i felt whiskey dick commin on so i pulled the postman and called it a night.

by tucsontony October 20, 2004

postman

Drug dealer who is posted up on the corner, selling drugs.

"I'm Mr. Postman" - Juelz Santana
"Posted on the corner like a Lightpole." - Young Jeezy

by cashen August 25, 2006

postman

A male who has has sexual intercourse with a lot of females. Also known as a male slut.

"Man, did you see Jay with those girls last night? He's a straight postman"

by Jay Darrow October 27, 2006

Sneaky Postman

When one individual defecates inside another person without their noticing, usually the anus.

I totally delivered that chick some sneaky post last night.

Oh man, I feel full.
You might've been given the sneaky postman.

Oh god, last night was messy. I think I received a sneak post on the dance floor.

by The Postmaster November 7, 2013

Reverse postman

The act of having sex where one partner is wearing pajamas with a butt flap that can open like the postman opening a mailbox.

She's was getting ready for bed, but once I saw her in her pajamas, I couldn't help myself and performed the reverse postman.

by Kreamyranch February 3, 2023

Postman Pat

the man with the big head on telly who falls over when ice skates

post man pat rules so bad

by me July 22, 2003