Poseidon's Trident

Three guys measuring their dicks together to see who has the biggest.

When we moved into our house together we had a Poseidon's Trident decide who gets the biggest room.

by BJLovesHandies August 9, 2017

deep throat Poseidon

(v.) to imbibe a bottle of water very quickly and continuously until the entire beverage has been consumed.

Dude, Matt, did you see Jeff deep throat Poseidon?....yeah niccee!! mattwin

by LuciferSam1967 May 18, 2010

Poseidon

Poseidon (Neptune) is the brother of Zeus.

Poseidon is the ruler of the waters.

by ♫ Highway to Hell ♫ August 4, 2010

poseidon kiss

when water splashes up from the toilet onto your butt from the poop dropping into the water

This morning when I woke up and went to the bathroom, I totally got a poseidon kiss from that turd I dropped.

by rim_ram_rod August 13, 2016

Neptune’s Poseidon Powder

Cocaine
Krabby Patty secret formula

Put some Neptune’s Poseidon Powder in the patty.

by TheEmperorOfLightSLO January 15, 2019

Poseidon's Pillow

How one defeats Psoeidon's Kiss:
Placing a couple sheets of fresh toilet paper in the bowl before a sizable bowel movement, reduces the risk of Poseidon's Kiss.

Aww man! Poseidon's Kiss again?

Next time try using Poseidon's Pillow!

Hey, who the fuck are you and what is Poseidon's Pillow?

Neverfuckingmind who I am. Poseidon's Pillow is where you simply place a few sheets of toilet paper in the bowl before you take a giant shit.

Oh, sounds cool.

by Yortisme September 19, 2015

Poseidon's Dragon

A sexual act involving cunnilingus, where a woman squirts into your mouth with such force and volume, that it comes out of your nose.

I was eating Candy last night when she hit me with Poseidon's Dragon! At least my sinuses are clear now.

by CC-Mac May 21, 2021