Portsmouth

Basically a hood, ghetto suburb of Norfolk. Most of the shopping is actually in Chesapeake. White trash, Black trash. Rednecks, hillbillies.

Borders the Deep Creek area of Chesapeake. Typical hood suburb hollowed out by large roads and highways left for dead after the neighborhoods were obliterated.

Whites live on one side of the expressway and Blacks live on the other side. Now has a casino that will become the focal point of the city as there's nothing else here. The shopping malls are in Chesapeake and Norfolk.

A lot of gentrification going on they don't have the projects here anymore but you can definitely find trouble if you want it. Actually more house and land for your money than you'll get in Norfolk and Virginia Beach.

Buying in Portsmouth I got priced out of Norfolk they don't want my kind there anymore.

Portsmouth by 330757nolonger216 July 6, 2022

portsmouth

A small town located in Aquidneck island full of snotty rich kids who only care about football games and drugs. Girls sports teams are ignored and nobody cares about them. Everyone knows everyone so there's lots of gossip and no secrets. Portsmouth is better than Middletown and Newport because a.) it isn't irrelevant, and b.) it isn't ghetto. If you live here you automatically hate Barrington, Tiverton, and the other two island towns(see above.) GO PATRIOTS. If you were raised here you're basically stuck-nobody ever leaves the island unless it's for an away football game. Non-islanders think our lives are great-top three school system, nice beaches, and big houses-until they move here themselves. But too late! They're stuck forever. Don't say I didn't warn you.

Guy-Are you coming to the game on Friday against Barrington?
Girl-Ya lol there's nothing else to do
Guy-Do you wanna go to eat after
Girl-Theres no resteraunts in Portsmouth but we can go to Providence
Guy-No way I never leave the island sorry.

portsmouth by yzzbikufdfv May 29, 2018

portsmouth

A wart on the arsehole of humanity. Marginally worse than Southampton, which is where the Scummers live(under a stone of course).

God my arse looks like it has got a 'Portsmouth' on it!!

portsmouth by South Coast Hatin' Me November 25, 2006

portsmouth

a fuckin ledgendary city in the south of england situated near some shit hole called southampton.

person 1: i fuckin love portsmouth its fuckin great
person2:ye what about southapmton
person 1:scummer cunts

portsmouth by 00 May 17, 2006

Portsmouth

Location of the world's largest penis. Also full of niggers.

My family and I visited Portsmouth, and got V.I.P. tickets to the world's largest penis. I even got to jerk it off!

Portsmouth by Jen Destroyer of Worlds March 4, 2012

Portsmouth

Portsmouth is a tip that smells of fat drunk hobos. There football team is in the lowest league division in the uk and won't ever come up to compete with their superior rivals Southampton. A main factor of this is because they spend money they don't have. Also all their fans talk about is history as they have no present or future.

Portsmouth is an absolute shithole

Portsmouth by Babber September 10, 2016

portsmouth

an immense city in the south coast of england full of english people not like the paki infested excuse of a city called southampton. Portsmouth is a genarally an awsome place. It has the best football team in hampshire and one of the best firms in england apart from millwall, chelsea and maybe west ham.

The people of portsmouth support their team and are nice people.

portsmouth is better than southampton

portsmouth by pfcsven August 16, 2006