1 definition by yzzbikufdfv
A small town located in Aquidneck island full of snotty rich kids who only care about football games and drugs. Girls sports teams are ignored and nobody cares about them. Everyone knows everyone so there's lots of gossip and no secrets. Portsmouth is better than Middletown and Newport because a.) it isn't irrelevant, and b.) it isn't ghetto. If you live here you automatically hate Barrington, Tiverton, and the other two island towns(see above.) GO PATRIOTS. If you were raised here you're basically stuck-nobody ever leaves the island unless it's for an away football game. Non-islanders think our lives are great-top three school system, nice beaches, and big houses-until they move here themselves. But too late! They're stuck forever. Don't say I didn't warn you.
Guy-Are you coming to the game on Friday against Barrington?
Girl-Ya lol there's nothing else to do
Guy-Do you wanna go to eat after
Girl-Theres no resteraunts in Portsmouth but we can go to Providence
Guy-No way I never leave the island sorry.
Girl-Ya lol there's nothing else to do
Guy-Do you wanna go to eat after
Girl-Theres no resteraunts in Portsmouth but we can go to Providence
Guy-No way I never leave the island sorry.
by yzzbikufdfv April 21, 2018