Portland

Think Seattle without the grunge.
Or New Jersey without the emo.
And you're halfway there.
Also has a blooming gay hustler scene and is home to many gutter punks. It's a cool place to live if you're a liberal. Probably not that great if you're conservative,but who gives a crap about them really? :P
Oh,and the guy who wrote Fight Club come from Portland,so it's GOTTA be cool.

"Portland: the diet NY." sniffed a New York hipster before being severely beaten by Portland punks in Exploited tees.

Portland by bandanasarerad October 23, 2006

Portland

The best city that America has to offer. Located in Oregon, also the best state in the union. The people here are nice, open-minded, and care for the environment. We aren't corrupt like Southern California or Seattle, both of which are concrete jungles full of rude, fake people. We also have one of the best organized recycling programs and public transportation. (We care about the air we breathe and the forests we hike) People from here are down to earth and spend much of their time outdoors. Everyone else in the US is jealous, theres not ONE reason to hate Portland.

"I hate Portland! They're all hippies and bums, and Seattle Wanna-be's!" - Jealous outsider, probably a Seattle-ite who has a strange inferiority complex for his/her own crappy city.

Portland by portland,or! February 13, 2009

Portland

Portland, Ore.
Nicknames: PDX, P-Town, The City Of Roses, The 503.
Just about the best damn city ever. Just playin... kinda.
Home of the Trail Blazers(NBA). Blazers were robbed of the West Coast Conference Title In 2001 by the L.A. Lakers, a horrible NBA Team.
Minor league baseball team: Beavers.
An incredible, up and coming nightlife. See Bettie Ford Nightclub & Lounge, Barracuda, H2O, F/X, the zone, etc.
Nightclub production/event companies, see Liquid Produtions, etc.
Portland has the most parks in any U.S.A city. Portland is continously growing.
Outer Metropotalian area includes: Beaverton & Gresham.
Its only sixty five miles to Hood River, Ore.
Not a wannabe Seattle.

Portland is straight ballin'.
Portland is for real people.

Portland by ShawttiIsDaShitt December 19, 2007

Portland

Biggest City in Oregon

Weather:
Winters are 30-40ish on avg. mix of rain, and sunny/cold days.
Spring is sopping wet
Summer ranges from warm to sweaty balls.
Fall gets wet again.

Most strip clubs per capita than any other city in the US, and strippers get fully naked (o)(o) :D

We are known as the City of Roses...and some dumb politician changed it to "The City that works"...LAME...all residents ignored that, and still call it the City of Roses.

in 2011 Portland Timbers turned pro MLS.
favorite chant: "build a bonfire, build a bonfire, put Seattle up on top, put Vancouver in the middle and we'll burn the whole fucking lot!!!"
Timbers Army is known as the roudiest/loudest/intimidating MLS fans in the nation!

Coffee Drinkers galore, but real friends don't let friends drink Starbucks!!!! fuck their burnt ass coffee beans!

Beer heaven

Lots of recycling goin on!
for pop/beer/water bottles, you have to pay $0.05 deposit during purchase...then later can recycle to get your $0.05 back...but i despise waiting 1hr in a line to redeem $7 worth, so I always leave em for the bums.

Not everything is outdoorsy, like most larger cities there's a plethora of bars, strip clubs (woo-hoo boobies!), night clubs, restaurants, museums, golf courses, movie theaters (including omni-max), the list goes on and on...but i'll stop here.

Portland

Portland by Tinkyweed February 25, 2012

Portland

Portland is bummy niggas got tha nutty (tha north) (i live in tha north) niggas are also out in gresham. north and gresham both bummy full of homless niggas and crackhead. easy to get weed here. If you want to live in a nice area live in southeast but dont go anywhere past 65th it gets bummy the deeper you go and dont live in st johns white people took over half of tha north and NE so if yall wanna move there then go ahead its coo over there but dont got to st johns i lived in my new apartment in st johns (i always lived in st johns tho) for 6 months theres already been 7 shootings. and ive already fought two bums they just be sleepin in front of my apartments n shit annoying as fuck drunk as shit. and loud but i mean portland can be coo errbody got weed.

Portland is coo

Portland by Not finna show my name in shit February 1, 2018

Portland

A funky city, where you can find nice people, a cool downtown, and nice houses. Known for it's name, "The city of roses", Portland is a green city. Portland citizens only have one problem, the weather. Portland is also known for it's gloomy weather. From experience living there, I must say that its a good city, but the weather is terrible. Portland is located in north Oregon.

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Portland by finley4445 June 25, 2008

Portland

Small town in Tennessee where teenagers and young adults think that the Sonic parking lot is the only place in town to play corn hole, meet for fights, rev their trucks and have to much PDA and think it’s okay.

Also the home town of baseball player Corey Brewer.

Chris said he is going to Sonic in Portland to meet the boys and judge everyone’s trucks.

Portland by Omega2423 January 22, 2019