portable chicken

A rotisserie chicken in a package with a handle on it that you can take with you anywhere.

A rotisserie chicken you buy at the grocery store -- making it a portable chicken.

by Mlister April 13, 2014

Portable Brody

The portable Brody has so many uses you can take one to prom if you don’t have a date you can walk while getting a kiss from one anything you need done the portable Brody can probably do

Female: Will you go to prom with me
Guy: no
Female: Guess I’ll just take my portable Brody

by Jacob black December 10, 2020

portable fuck toy

a girl who is so small (generally 110lbs or less) that you can pick her up and essentially jack yourself off with her body

I grabbed her by the waist and pulled her up and down on my cock until I blew my load. She's a great portable fuck toy!

by RyTech CEO July 29, 2009

Portable Parking Lot

A car carrier truck. A truck used to haul cars to a dealer's lot.

Mack drives a portable parking lot for Ford.

by Joao Bufamarillo May 15, 2005

Portable slapper

That thing where you take a box of wine, remove the bag from inside, and hang it from a tree. The people then drink from the spout while slapping the bag.

Hey bro! Need any help hanging that portable slapper? I’m thirsty for some Cabernet and this tree looks perfect!

by Phizgig April 20, 2020

portable

A software application that can be run without prior installation.

The IT guy ran a questionably legal adobe flash cs3 portable from his jumpdrive.

by the original recon June 12, 2008

Portable Bitch

An antisocialite trapped in a sick socialite's world.

Someone who doesn't want to be a socialite but lives in a world where socialites surround him/her.

A person who hates socialite habits but doesn't discriminate.

Someone who is hateful of social climbers

Lindsay Lohan's character in the movie 'Mean Girls' resembles an antisocialite trapped in a socialite's world. She must be a good old portable bitch.

by Tonskie January 14, 2008