poonjob

A total fuck up, basically a total fuckup.

"That dudes a fucking poonjob."

by J-NUTS January 3, 2006

pornobabbling

A simplistic speech pattern, used as foreplay, which occurs as a direct result of blood being diverted from brain to penis; rendering the male brain relatively useless in devising a charming and innovative monologue as a means of getting into a woman's pants.

As soon as Janice said, "Let's go back to my place," Bob started pornobabbling about "buttering her muffin" and ruined her mood.

by the honest tooth January 7, 2011

porkjob

When you wrap yo wang in bacon and fuck a fat chick's folds using the bacon grease as lube.

When I couldn't find her vag under all her fat, I just went for the folds and got me a porkjob.

by PorkJobber September 17, 2007

poonjob

Endearing term for a silly individual.

Yo, Shell's a fuckin' poonjob.

by Nicholas Santiago December 6, 2003

Pornobate

Verb: To masterbate to pornography.

I brought my Hustler magazine in the bathroom so I could pornobate while taking a shit.

My girlfriend caught me pornobating online when she came in my room without knocking first.

by GotFeltUp May 20, 2010

poonjob

1.) n. Endearing term for a silly individual.
2.) n. Derogatory term for a disliked person, place or thing.

1.) Yo, Shell's a fucking poonjob.
2.) Yo, Amy can't stand those poonjobs.

by Nicholas Santiago December 9, 2003

Poonjob

Punjabi beavers

Trish totally got a poonjob by that punjabi guy last night. Ted gave that punjabi chick a poonjob like a boss.

by D.Div. Salty Mufffuckin Dalty November 5, 2021