inhale my pork sword

The act of someone inhaling your penis

Please inhale my pork sword tonight baby!

by Someoneudontkno May 24, 2017

pork sword

Refers to male genitalia, but can be used as an uncomplimetary adjective. Has a similar meaning to 'wanker'.

'That swine cut me up on the motorway, what a porksword!'
OR
'He thinks highlights look good in his mullet. Porksword!'

by Gump January 25, 2005

Pork Sword

When two men gain erections and battle it out until becomes flacid

Jonny: Should we pork sword?
Bryan: Fine. But looser has to give the winner a Rusty Trombone okay?

by BJN November 28, 2010

pork sword

The male genitalia or most widely known as the penis

I unsheathed my pork sword and thrusted it into her quivering quip

by LABS December 18, 2005

pork sword warroir

A pork sword warrior is a male who picks up women for sexual activities regularly

guy who is always chasing women is a pork sword warrior

Example should include the word "pork sword warroir“ A pork sword warrior is a guy picks up and has sex with heaps of women" That guy is always fucking heaps of bitches man he's a “pork sword warrior”

by auzzieboi78 July 26, 2010

pork sword

the male penis when used in fighting.

damn his pork sword just shanked him hard!

by sambone! February 28, 2009

porksnorkel

dick (i.e. penis)

Larry told Chip to slide his porksnorkel into and out of his poop tube. Seems they are gay.

by Dr. Meatsword Butterpants III August 29, 2013