portable douche kit

one whose doucheness is so ingrained or inherent to his existence that it travels everywhere with him;

the very person who is so totally douched up

Mr Dude: Fuck, here comes Nelson. I can't stand that idiot.
Uncle Dude: Dude is a portable douche kit.
Mr Dude: Thats refreshing.

by drpoonandtheteenangels July 24, 2009

PlayStation Portable

The PlayStation Portable (officially abbreviated PSP) is a handheld game console manufactured and marketed by Sony Computer Entertainment. Development of the console was announced during E3 2003, and it was unveiled on May 11, 2004 at a Sony press conference before E3 2004. The system was released in Japan on December 12, 2004, in North America on March 24, 2005.

Other than just being able to play games, it can play MP3s and MP4s, and view pictures with the assistance of a memory stick.

Has better graphics than a PlayStation One, and even has some PlayStation One games available like Medieval and PaRappa the Rapper.

Comes in a variety of colors: piano black, ceramic white, ice silver, mystic silver, rose pink, deep red, champagne gold, felicia blue, mint green, lavender purple, and metallic blue. Only the piano black model is available in all regions.

PlayStation Portable is the best thing that's ever happened.

by RawrItsPanda October 22, 2009

portable microwave

Another name for a vagina

Dude, I want to heat up my sausage in her portable microwave

by Fatpatricia January 27, 2016

portable chicken

A rotisserie chicken in a package with a handle on it that you can take with you anywhere.

A rotisserie chicken you buy at the grocery store -- making it a portable chicken.

by Mlister April 13, 2014

Portable Brody

The portable Brody has so many uses you can take one to prom if you don’t have a date you can walk while getting a kiss from one anything you need done the portable Brody can probably do

Female: Will you go to prom with me
Guy: no
Female: Guess I’ll just take my portable Brody

by Jacob black December 10, 2020

portable fuck toy

a girl who is so small (generally 110lbs or less) that you can pick her up and essentially jack yourself off with her body

I grabbed her by the waist and pulled her up and down on my cock until I blew my load. She's a great portable fuck toy!

by RyTech CEO July 29, 2009

Portable Parking Lot

A car carrier truck. A truck used to haul cars to a dealer's lot.

Mack drives a portable parking lot for Ford.

by Joao Bufamarillo May 15, 2005