pork sword

porkimons pride: a huge pork stump that is his ultimate super weapon. thats the form of a pink log. uses clumpy stumpy sauce to attack his foes (see porkimon)
the pork sword was unleash and was hammed against pokemons face
by slapapig September 24, 2003
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a man's pride. his chunk of meat hanging down between his legs.
Put that Pork Sword away this minute! ur gonna have somebody's eye out with it!
by D. Hine November 19, 2003
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Chad sharpened his pork sword!
by Porkie January 18, 2005
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An alternate term for "sword fight" which is when two guys play with each other's erect cocks as if they were sword fighting with each other.
Wootoom and Hotzie love to play pork swords together.
by Ryver August 03, 2006
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Last night i was sharpening the pork sword
by Marcy R November 06, 2006
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slang name for male penis

"that man has a large pork sword"
by Sammii J July 11, 2008
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Wow what a big PORK SWORD!!!!!!!

His Pork sword was speckled... I think he has been dipping into the cooter crickets!!!
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