pop-out toaster

Humorous term for a female who gets oreggo very easily.

One of da best ways to be a good buddy to a fellow bachelor is to warn him if a gal he's thinking of dating is a pop-out toaster, so that he can take precautions --- i.e., condoms, pulling out in a timely manner, carefully scheduling his lovemaking sessions in accordance with the gal's monthly periods, etc. --- against da unwanted pitter-patter of little feet and/or child-support payments.

pop-out toaster by QuacksO October 4, 2018

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pop out penis

A retracted penis, usually due to obesity, which is buried or hidden beneath the surface of the surrounding skin. Usually resembles a sphincter when not erect.

I thought he had a front butt, til he got horny. Then the pop out penis grew like a mighty redwood.... sapling.

pop out penis by BrotherHolcomb October 25, 2020

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Pop out at 1AM

popping out at 1 in the morning

“we pop out at one in the morning you really wonder if this kinda life gets boring”
“pop out at 1AM

Pop out at 1AM by skellsfr May 2, 2025

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My tampon is gunna pop out!

When something is so ridiculously funny and you laugh so much you exert force from your vagina and it feels as if your tampon would pop out.

Person 1: *Does or says something extremely funny*

Person 2: *Laughing with so much force and gasping for air* Stop... I can't breath... my tampon is gunna pop out!

My tampon is gunna pop out! by 5515ER March 22, 2019