poozled

You are trying to take a dumb, and are really confused why you can't poop.

The act of confusion from constipation.

"Why can't I go poop, Mom?" -Alex

"Honey, don't be so poozled. It will come out!" -Mom

by Emily Bordeau February 24, 2010

pozzler

A male or female whore,

A male or female who gallivants around town looking for sex. A predator, one who's physical and mental attributes knowingly attracts people with objective of sex

Brian is a Pozzler , Elizabeth is a pozzler .
Hey check out that pozzler over there.
Yeah he/she is a pozzler

by Wrenchpusher February 20, 2017

Poozle

Slang for tampon.

I've got a poozle up there rn.

The flood gates have opened... Where's my poozles!

by M+K July 22, 2021

cream poozled

A fancy cumshot

Emily goes out with a rich man, so she got cream poozled.

by Natypoopoo April 10, 2023