Pootie

A cat, especially a beloved or comical pet cat. Especially common on Daily Kos.

"oh, great, another pootie diary! bet there are enough pics in it to crash my browser, too!"

by khereva December 16, 2009

pooty

A cross between the terms "pussy" and "booty" to create a easy saying for what straight men chase 95% of their lives

Guy 1: NIIICE look at that girl
guy 2: WHOOO i want that pooty!
guy1: wow chill out there buddy. you're balls dropped like yesterday

by SWIGGYcJ91 January 7, 2008

Pootie

Term used by members of DailyKos.com for a cat

Pooties and Woozles and Birdies, Oh My!

by aligatore December 16, 2009

pootie

A piece of ass. Popularized by the movie "Pootie Tang".

Dag, I'm one horny muhfugga. I gots ta gets me some pootie tang.

by 50 cent crack dealer July 18, 2003

Pootis

Pootis or phu-tos it is the meaning of life

Pootis 'spencer here

by Gael011 August 22, 2019

Pootis

The word pootis is when heavi get the big gae and yells at engi boi

POOTIS HERE NOW

by Autistic Nigger Named Nik0 October 31, 2018

pooties

when one has a continous amount of farts within a short amount of time

guy one: "man, i really have the pooties right now"
guy two: "yeah, with you farting alot in such a short amount of time, it sure does smell bad"

by artie simmons June 15, 2003