plotatious

Being full of tricks up your sleeve ,scheming and sneaky

Rusty was hiding around the corner being plotatious and waiting for Brett to drive by so he could freeze him!

by Camphouse October 15, 2020

Pootention

The art of holding in one's poop until the last possible moment, often resulting in a sense of satisfaction or relief once finally released. Pootention requires a certain level of discipline and mental fortitude, as well as a willingness to endure physical discomfort.

I held in my poop for hours until I got home, and the pootention was worth it.

by Farmand March 18, 2023

pootato

A piece of crap that is so big and round that is shaped like a russet potato.

Katie was cleaning the bathroom and found a pootato floating in the toilet.

by Allisha Strombach December 10, 2004

pootato

when you test drive a car, preferably an expensive one, but you drive away, stop off after awhile, take a shit in the glove box. and then return it and run off.

dude, last weekend i pootatoed one car at almost every car dealer!!

by FerociousRyan March 27, 2011

tootation

When a person farts

Person 1: what was that
Person 2: oh sorry it was my tootation

by Isa bleu November 9, 2017

podcation

A visit to another co-workers pod in order to avoid work.

Every time I saw Tex last week he was on a podcation, no wonder his project is late.

by Sterlingshuman March 28, 2009

Postbation

When you go on postblock on Facebook and can't message or make posts on Facebook for 30 days.

Post + Probation = Postbation.

Aka Facebook Jail.

Someone reported my post saying "fag" and now I am on Postbation.

by Tingle Likes Rupees October 4, 2016