pootache

to insert ones finger in ones own anal orifice, and wipe said finger under opposing friends nose, resulting in opposing friend only being able to smell shit all day long

how about u smell my ass?

by leewee January 24, 2005

Poo Tash

smelly top lip the smell that sticks with you for life!

When you wipe your finger up your ass crack and then slid across your best pal/partner's top lip for the laugh!!!! This is a Poo Tash.....THEY WONT LAUGH BUT YOU'LL PISS YOUR SELF!!!

by Net & Scott The Power November 10, 2006

Pootaholics

1. People who can't get enough of Dj Pootie !

2. Dj Pootie groupies.

3. Me ! I'm a Pootaholic.

Guy: Damn man, the club is full of Pootaholics tonight !

Girl: Hell yeah ! Why'd you think i agreed to coming out here with you tonight?

Guy: To hang with me ?

Girl: Hell no foo' I came out here with you so you could get me into the club, to see Dj Pootie !

Guy: Damn you Dj Pootie ! -walks away in shame-

by Pootaholic202 August 27, 2009

Pootachè

When during the act of sexual intercourse, one Shits under someones nose and gives them a shit moustache.

When Michael got excited during sexual intercourse Jeffs mother found herself with a pootachè

by Blair&Maddie July 8, 2009

poostash

simply a 'poo-moustash'. generally due to recieving a dirty sanchez or the partial construction of a dirty Bepe or even a dirty David

"i left her with a bottom full of man milk, a poostash and a smile on her face..."

by ThrashTang monkey October 7, 2003

potash

impure potassium, traditionaly used in making soap

by Melly September 15, 2003

Poorash

The act of getting a sore bottom through not wiping properly

My ass is killing me I think I've got poorash

by Poorash October 13, 2010