I just poured HOT GRITS down my pants

When you spill your breakfast on your dick

Than- I just poured HOT GRITS down my pants

by queer_ dude_man June 18, 2018

Pooed On

To be tricked, played, insulted, or otherwise outdone.

John: hey Jane, wanna go on a date this Friday?
Jane: with who? you?
John: obviously.
Jane: obviously not.

Clearly John got Pooed On.

by GamerGuy631 April 1, 2009

Pooreo

Generic brand oreo cookies.

I needed cookies, but my budget forced me to settle for some pooreos.

by Cliff Simmons July 25, 2007

i pooted

to fart/pass gas, in the past tense.
have also heard it for synonym for poo, but I believe the meaning is to pass wind.

as Cheese says "Dudes, I pooted" all around are somewhat disgusted by the stench.

by Oz1 August 8, 2007

poord

A slang word for faeces, also known as shit, poo or crap. The word was derived from the word poo, but given a twist.

"I just took a poord in Jaymen's toilet." - David

"I'm gonna go take a poord." - Albert

by rick james melbourne1 September 5, 2009

Pooped up

a word you can use for basicaly anything

that dude dont even understand whats happening hes all pooped up or whys that kids knee all pooped up

by poopmaster6000 April 15, 2009

Poordom

Boredom from the result of being poor - Haven't got the money to go out and go shopping/get wasted/have a meal with friends.

You: "How are you?"

Friend: "Kinda poored, I need a job!"

You: "Same... Poordom is the worst! Let's rob a bank so then we can just be bored?"

Friend: "yeah!"

by 93Joe93 August 5, 2009