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posterbation

When you get excessive joy over your own post on Facebook. I've "posterbated" in a way, I suppose, by using joint-posts (posting two characters in one post) or by having multiple characters in a thread (in a case in which they would have to interact), but that's not deceiving or even done for my own entertainment. I do that because it's necessary for the scene/plot/etc. Because I'm both a writer outside of roleplaying and an avid roleplayer, I don't find it to be difficult at all to write my own characters' interactions with each other.
Mike was so excited about his post on Facebook that he started into some posterbation, laughing and running around.
by Jay Loves Money December 6, 2016
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Poolsturbation

When playing pool/billiards, and you either miss an easy shot or make a shot and leave yourself no possible shot to follow. Leaving your opponent satisfied without having to do a thing.
I gave the Chucklhead easy satisfaction on the pool table when my poor play left him able to make himself happy. Poolsturbation.
by Grandpasmith April 17, 2024
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Poolsturbation

When playing a game of billiards, after successfully making your designated ball, and you do not leave yourself a follow-up shot. Effectively screwing yourself during your turn. Can be conjugated to "poolsturbated" or "poolsturbate".
"While playing Erik at Bozeman's bar, I made a great shot and left myself nothing to shoot at. Dang poolsturbation!"
by Grandpasmith February 4, 2025
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