Pooping

A sacred time for a man. A time where a man can contemplate his day while excreting his waste. A man does all his critical thinking whilst pooping. A man often goes to the bathroom and poops when something needs deep thought. It is believed that if a man could poop for long enough, he could solve world hunger, poverty, and possibly discover the cure for AIDS. This magic time is referred to by many names such as, Taking the Browns to the Super Bowl, dropping a log, dropping a stink pickle, and releasing the brown hostage.

Friend One: Bill is still pooping, what's going on?
Friend Two: He's trying to solve Da Vinci's Code, give him a break.

by Big Eve January 12, 2016

Poopin whoopin

Originates from "coomin stoolin" wich is a slang word for stealing a cows powder. First mentioned in Diction*arium, a jackbox Game.
Mostly used in German Urban regions

Person 1: Ayo, did you see Clim poopin whoopin yesterday?
Person 2: Yes! He surely is the coomin stoolinh guy.
Person 3: 🥶

by DerEchtePhilosHelmWilhelm February 15, 2022

popkin

n. 1.) A sandwhich in the 'High Speech', from Stephen King's Dark Tower series.
2.) A word Loran often calls Austin, means he is cute and sexy.

ex.} "i miss you, popkin"

by curtis December 25, 2003

Poopinator

A terminator but instead of killing people they poop alot.

1: Hey did you see that terminator kill someone?
2: No, he's a poopinator

by the poopguy June 28, 2009

Poopinion

When someone doesn't agree with another person's opinion

strongly.

Amanda: Paramore are the worst band ever
Paramorechat: awww hell naw that was a Poopinion

by rawrimacowhearmemoo April 20, 2010

poopingluben

Its the in general term for all sex acts that include poop. I.E chilli dog, Alaskan pipeline , Cleveland steamer ect. ect.

She likes kinky sex but shes not into the poopingluben

by poopmaster B December 23, 2013

Pookinesis

When your friends are pooking out, and you are so mentally involved you can tell what they are pooking out about without saying anything.

“Hey man, Brando’s looking a bit rough. Yea man, my pookinesis is telling me he’s scared we might get caught”

by The Vengaboys June 23, 2019