poopen von poopendorf

A traditional German name.

Kaiser Poopen Von Poopendorf II was a really German dude.

by Squincy Quincy December 25, 2007

poopenheimer

The act of defecating into a bag. Then placing the bag in a discrete location, as to cause the general vicinity to permeate with fecal-matter odor. Preferable in a location that it will not be easily found.

Guy 1: Lets go poopenheimer the sorority houses!

Guy 2: Yeah, they'll never find it.

by Webster278 April 1, 2009

poopenstein

A safe word to scream in a mild German accent; especially around children, as to avoid dropping an F-bomb.

Father stubs his toe on table while carrying roast beef tray to supper in front of family; bites lip, wants to yell a plentitude of four letter words, but taps into his European ancestors and and utters "poopenstein"

by Russ Roon June 9, 2018

Poopensaucen

A German gnome who comes during Christmas to jiggle your balls

Hide your balls during Christmas, the Poopensaucen is coming!

by Poopensaucen December 9, 2012

der poopenhausen

1. v. Anal sex.

2. n. The old brown eye.

1. Jer and Rontele took turns going der poopenhausen on each other.

2. "Two in the pink and one in der poopenhausen"

by blurred December 20, 2007

poopenhause

Slang for men who are ass-wipe impaired as their shorts are more like a soiled diaper due to the multiple skidmarks they leave in their underwear.

The men in the locker room always gave Steve a wide berth due to his poopenhause shorts.

by LongLegsInAlaska August 4, 2007

Poopendage

When your poop is out of your butt, but still attached to your anus you have a poopendage.

I had a big poopendage for a minute or two before it fell off!

by onehandcrabbing March 12, 2013