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poopdick

An insult used to describe a person who is being, or is in general, an asshole. It is used when calling said person a dick does not completely suit the shitiness of their actions.
Sam-"Hey look you dyed your hair blonde. Haha you look like Hitler."

Dana-"Stop being such a poopdick, Hitler doesn't even have blonde hair."
by ClayAiken July 20, 2012
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poopdick

1) the act of having poop all over one's member post anal intercourse

2) when something is described as being 'poopdick' it is a very bad situation (having poopdick is poopdick)
1) I pulled out to shoot my load and I had poopdick, gross!!

2) What do you mean you got a speeding ticket for going 26 in a 25 zone, man that's poopdick!
by My57Vettes September 26, 2005
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Johnny poopdicking

When a drunk girl explosively shits herself in and around your home and you proceed to rinse her off in your roommate's shower. In doing so, you become turned on and join the soiled girl in the poo-stained shower and proudly have sex with her.
(Insert name) had a crazy party last night and ended up Johnny poopdicking.
by Japes5787 June 4, 2014
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Poop deck

A lining of toilet paper placed in the toilet so the splash of your dump doesn't get you wet.
`Man I hate it when I get water on my bum!` `you should lay down the poop deck next time friend`
by ChungusLord July 29, 2013
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Swab Her Poop Deck

Colleen had an awesome poop deck! MOCO wanted to swab her poop deck!
by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2008
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Swabbing the poop deck

"Yarr, ye be swabbing the poop deck, or I be sendin' ye to Davy Jones' locker!"
by Murfatron/Phil/Kyle/Paul. June 11, 2006
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man the poop deck

After cumming in an anal cavity, the male proceeds to motorboat the anus so that cum is all over the face.
Kevin Garnett just finished manning Rajon Rondo's poop deck. Hence, "man the poop deck"
by Kinkybastard5 May 29, 2010
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