Poopatronic

Electric poop

Bro is that poopatronic?
Yes, ;).

by Heranka0619 April 19, 2023

poopulation

The euphoria that comes after one is relieved of an enormous poo. That relief that you feel, then the feeling of weighing less. This especially occurs after you've been holding it in for an extended period of time.

A: Dude, you look really happy right now. Why is that?
B: I'm in an extreme sense of poopulation.

Or:

Alex: Molly, say that Russia's POPULATION is higher, not their poopulation, I doubt that that is included on the chart.
Molly: -laughs- Good point.

by Alex Clayden April 16, 2008

poonation

An interjection closely related to the slightly archaic damnation. An emphatic word, which combines the associations of both excrement and having one's soul irreparably bound to hades.

Mate: Hey, apparently you're getting fired this afternoon for starting that rumour that the boss whitens his teeth.

You: Poonation.

by Horace van der Khute October 22, 2009

phoncation

Turning off or powering down your cell phone for more than a re-boot. Not to be confused with your battery dying. This is a VOLUNTARY reflex. Turning off the cell world and turning on the real.

*i know it seems impossible*

Tucker has been texting for 15 hours, his thumbs are bleeding, he needs a phoncation.

by thetuckmonster July 5, 2012

porncation

Porncation is simply the vacation time taken off to watch porn

Person 1: What are you doing for the holidays

Person 2: Not much probably gonna take a porncation

by naeson December 31, 2018

co-pooperation

co-pooperation is when something is co-operating... but poopily.

I'm so drunk my fingers are co-pooperation!

by Mattycake's December 16, 2018

Poopception

When you are taking a dump and you realize through texting, phone calls, etc that several others (friends, family, pets, etc.) are also taking a dump at the same time and at least 1 of them is in a different time zone, making their dump in your past or in your future.

"I am sitting in my bathroom taking a dump and I look out the window as my dog walks up outside and takes a dump. magic

Little did you know, the magic goes deeper, as I am pooping as well. POOPCEPTION
But I'm technically pooping in your past, due to the time difference.

Mind. Blown."

by flyernotes06 October 8, 2011