Pooperbating

When a guy tells his girlfriend he has to go take a poop but masturbates to porn after wards on the toilet.

"Fred always says he has to go take a poop and takes so long, he must be pooperbating!"

by MayriahLegendary April 7, 2021

poopmaxing

When one decides to hold in their poop as they believe holding in their own fences grants them more nutrients

Jack-How do you look so ripped!?
Daniel-I started poopmaxing to keep all my nutrients

by Ac1d_tr1p January 9, 2024

poopmaxing

Holding your feces in for as long as humanly possible for a satisfying,swift poop.

You look real bloated. Are you poopmaxing?

by Looksmaxing wizard March 21, 2024

Poopolating

The act of waiting around for your poop to be ready, before you actually go to the bathroom.

"Hurry up in the bathroom, I'm almost done poopolating."

by Dimerous April 14, 2024