Pornanoid

That feeling that you might have forgotten to close or erase your intimate browsing history.

Dude I gotta run back and check my computer. I'm really pornanoid.

by Muffns December 15, 2014

Pooranoia

The sometimes unshakable feeling that despite wiping or showering you still have some poo on your anus and/or underwear.

Thanks to that mexican lunch I was left feeling pooranoia for the rest of the evening.

by moocheroo78 September 19, 2010

poopnoodle

what do u think it is? its a poopnoodle you dumbshit, I just ate one. Honky Tonk Carrot ass Bitch

dude tyler sucks poopnoodle

by asswhore August 16, 2003

Pooranoid

The uncanny feeling that someone is watching you whilst you're taking a shit.

'I swear to fuck that someone was giggling when i was laying that brick!'
'I'm sure you're just being pooranoid your holy eminence. '

by Affas44 July 7, 2019

poopanbinder

A poopanbinder is a word to describe somebody that has no freinds.

Amy is poopanbinderish.

by Ant April 22, 2004

poopaids_coffe

one of morty's erased memory files in season three of rick and morty.

this next one is called poopaids_coffe

by oshwann June 14, 2018

popparoid

Popparoid- an act of pleasure by two people, the first known as the blood grape donor stretches their buttocks wide apart presenting the haemorrhoids to the second known as the Vampiler who then pops the blood grapes by biting them and slurping up the juice. Can also be an extremely nice form of sexual torture.

If you want to come back to my place we can popparoid if you’ve any blood grapes that need sorting my love

by Felching masters boy September 23, 2019