POOP IN MY BUTT

An expression of frustration. Used in inescapably frustrating situations to articulate pent-up feelings of anger and hopelessness. A less harsh alternative to SHIT IN MY ASS

-Dude. Your mom's drunk and singing rock band in the living room and won't let anyone else sing.
-POOP IN MY BUTT

by mirmironthewall November 28, 2009

poop in your mittens

an expression of extreme frustration or disappointment not necessarily relating to either poop or mittens. Often preceded by "Aw".

Aw, poop in your mittens! I just dropped my SIM card down the sewer drain.

by Vacupunk December 21, 2008

Poop in a Nigga Mouth

Knock him out and shit in his mouth

Ayy poop in a nigga mouth right there

by Poop in a Nigga Mouth Master February 24, 2019

Poop in Public Pause or PPP

When pooping in a public restroom and someone walks in. You wait until they're gone so you can continue your poop.
Hence, the Poop in Public Pause.

Dude, I had the longest "Poop in Public Pause or PPP" in my life. I was at work the other day and couldn't hold my BM 'til I got home. It was going great until someone walked in and didn't leave for what seemed like 15 minutes.

by Dick Dasturdley August 22, 2010

poop in your mouth

Poop in your mouth is slang for talking crap.

Poop in your mouth: That boy had so much poop in his mouth he didn't know where to spit it all.

by keepinit 100 all day boiy August 2, 2016

Poop in my butt

Usually said in a low whisper wile on the phone to annoy one's friends, often said repeatdly.and causes one's friend to hang up after annoyance.sometimes used for pranks.

(ring,ring)
Cody-Hello?
August-poop in my butt
Cody- omfg im gonna hang up
August-poop in my butt
Cody-that's it im telling jesus.
(hangs up)

by August Big Penis June 30, 2009

Poop In My Shoe!

An exclamation of great outrage and hopelessness used when realizing that your current situation (usually consisting of an upcoming task or decision) cannot get any worse and that there is no avoiding the impending discomfort to come. Typically used when a situation is of similar despair to that of when one wakes up to find that someone has defecated inside his/her only pair of shoes, and knowing that they will not have adequate time to fully clean said footwear before having to be somewhere that day.

Cop: "Your friend told me that you're carrying marijuana."

You: "He was just kidding."

Cop: "Yeah well I'm afraid I'm gonna have to give you a full body cavity search in public anyway... and I don't have any gloves either"

You: "Poop In My Shoe!"

Doctor: "Well it looks like we're not going to be able to reconstruct your penis from the accident, but we should be able to fix you up with an older lady's donated vagina."

You: "Poop In My Shoe!"

by LarryROIDS!!! March 8, 2011