Pootato

When you take a dump after eating way to many french fries.

Dude, I took such a big pootato lst night.

by fbcmgps April 2, 2020

poonatorium

the proverbial "hall" or "venue" in which a male reaches on his extensive and skill crafted journey to find the "poon" and obtain his manhood... A regular series of journeys occur after the "poonatorium" is discovered for the first time.

Manuel rounded second then third base with ease, when suddenly he realized he had reached the doorway of the "poonatorium."

by Sue_z_q October 25, 2006

poontater

Someone who frequently mishears what others say, thereby making themselves seem stupid.
Arose from an individual mishearing "Tomb Raider."

I said cheese stick, not cheese dick you poontater!

by Lindsey Hatcher May 27, 2008

Idahoan Pootato

Also known as a pootato, a scat act of shitting out a turd the size of a potato, which is then used as a food, more along the lines of a potato.

Man 1: Your breath smells so bad, what did you eat?
Man 2: I ate an Idahoan pootato, what's wrong with that?

by Gryaskov January 10, 2021

Hot Pootato

When you line up two buttholes and one person poops into the other and then the other poops back into them.

Those two dudes played “hot pootato” last night and passed the peanut with the corn on the side of you know what I mean.

by anonymous May 2, 2022

Pontatoes

jumping up and down on world of warcraft and ignoring your girlfriend

my girlfriend : i wanna cuddle
me : pontatoes!

by ImSmokeyTheBear September 27, 2011

pootatoe

A turd with significant girth.

"That pootatoe stretched my ring something fierce, I tell you."

"John developed hemorrhoids after wrestling with a pootatoe that split his sphincter"

by Probably Dan But Maybe Not October 21, 2015