poontocracy

poon·toc·ra·cy
noun
Relationship and or household controlled by vagina poon

society governed by the woman

Example:
Man 1, Hey is Phillip coming out tonight?
Man 2, His old lady said No. She's such a bitch. She has a total control of his balls.

Man 1, Poor bastard is living in a total poontocracy.

Man 2 He is a slave to the system.

by RickySpanish121 June 5, 2018

Jr finger pointer joyner

Someone who points a finger in an effort to get attention. These individuals are usually envious and jealous of others.

Eric is a Jr finger pointer joyner, and needs to shut his aperture.

by lord of hell June 18, 2010

Three point glasses

Large sunglasses that cover so much of a girls face that mediocre girls look hot making a 5 look like an 8.

Guy 1: Dude, check out that honey with the shades
Guy 2: Her? I know her, she's kinda busted. It's hard to tell with those three point glasses

by Harry Moe Lester December 13, 2013

poontank

Poontank, a portmanteau of poontang and tank.

Mr. Garrison: "Yeah, I tell you, boys, women can kill. Poontang's expensive. That's why when it comes to chicks, I just screw 'em and leave 'em. I say, ‘Get out of my bedroom, poontank, before you suck my life dry.’"

by natalie portmanteaux June 19, 2021

Internet points

An often ironic synonym for the upvotes/likes you can get on various websites. "Internet points" is often used to point out that these have no real value, and craving for likes is pretty useless.

"Look, my post got over 1000 Upvotes!"

"Your Internet points won't pay the bills, Jim."

by Sabulan March 25, 2019

popeye point

When you get so angry,frustrated, and now action must be taken. "thats all I can stands I can't stands no more!"

All that bitchin and naggin bout shit has got me to my popeye point. Gonna see that lawyer today!

by obewan February 21, 2006

Moo Point

1) A Cow’s Opinion
2) It doesn’t Matter

It’s moo. This is all a moo point.

by Joseph Francis Tribbiani Jr. March 5, 2019