Phonespoon

A headphone attached to a phone socket but with the advantage of having a spoon attachment as well as a microphone so you can eat and speak at the same time while busy working. These attachments are interchangable for cleaning and the spoon can be changed to be a fork, a pair of scissors, a screwdriver, etc.

This is a version of the Swiss army knife but with the advantage of a pone system.

Hi there welcome to xyz industries. Hold on one moment while I taste this delicious Yoghurt with my phonespoon.

Maria detached her spork from her Phonespoon and attached a screwdriver

by Eioairdrie May 12, 2022

Wet Poon Spoon

Wet Poon Spoon is when someone spoons there tongue and sticks it in a willing poon hole.

"Hey baby, do you want me to wet poon spoon your snatch?"

by John Woo Tang April 13, 2007

poonphoon

Similar to a typhoon, except instead of strong winds..you are surrounded by poon

hey man last night was epic.it was a poonphoon fo sho

by 40cent_worthless August 30, 2009

poopoonoodlesex

Commonly seen in 7 year old children, poopoonoodlesex is a secret sexual art of the young child, involving spaghetti noodles, and their own excriment.

Tiny Tim -" I wike poopoonoodlesex."

by Snokone January 6, 2009

poon spoon

The penis of a man with successful female relations.

I slammed my poon spoon in the door!

by TheRealMoose November 11, 2008

Poontoon

A pontoon boat boat full of fat chicks.

Poontoons are usually pulled to the lakes by a piece of crap Ford F-150. All jacked up to make up for a small dick.

Look at Matt driving that faggot truck trying to back that poontoon full of fat girls in the water.

by Littledickleeroy August 7, 2017

Poonpoon

Another word for horny or turning someone on

You know Vicky? She makes me so poonpoon

Yo that porno I saw last night made me too poonpoon for words!

by vickush September 30, 2012