Poom

A phrase used when you are on a Zoom call, but pooping/peeing at the same time.

Why does it look like you're in the bathroom? Are you making a Poom call?

by Marmilosation November 13, 2020

Poom

To Fuck A Bitch

She Want Me To Poom Dat Mug

by KEEM-ON July 4, 2011

poom

a fart, or to fart

I poomed, it smells.
That stinks, did you just poom?

by anon February 28, 2004

poom

a girl with a big fat ass (preferably, a symmetrical fat ass)

Damn, Sarah's ass is so fat. We should start calling her "poom."

by Simpleblackjack October 23, 2012

pooming

the act of defecating inside another person while they gape

the girl bent over and gaped while the elderly man started pooming in her gape

by alexzanderSJCO July 21, 2009

poom poom clown

When a white girl thinks she is black and Giggs just mugs her off.

White girl 'I aint no poom poom clown! definately aint no poom poom clown!'

Giggs 'Basically she aint aint a poom poom clown'

People watching 'Ahaha that girls a fassy Giggs mugged her off'

by Randall Hype Randz January 24, 2011

poom

if you are in an extremely pissed off mood, then you are in a poom.
anybody could be in one but most commonly people with the first name JACK tend to suffer (;

"ohh im in such a friggin poom today"

by jess fogarty May 22, 2008