Pootron Bomb

A "silent, but deadly" fart that is so heinous, it clears an entire room of people in mere moments. Worse, it lingers far longer than a run-of-the-mill SBD, preventing occupation of said afflicted room for several minutes. It's ability to empty an area of all living things is legendary - and feared.

The likelihood of dropping such a lethal package is greatly increased by ingesting copious amounts of oats and/or beans - especially when also taking NyQuil.

The flatulence equivalent of a Neutron Bomb. Also known as the DefCon 4 of SBDs.

Felix: Dude, why did everyone run screaming out of the gameroom? Could it have something to do with the fact the gameroom now smells like a dirty diaper?

Chester: Yeah, that fat slob Bosco dropped a brutal fizzart! That was ten minutes ago, and it still smells like ass in there.

Felix: Damn, that's a fucking Pootron Bomb!

by SwordofDamocles November 27, 2010

Peakatron

When something’s peak but it’s also a tron.

A better way of saying peak

Peak-a-tron

Frankie: you’re hair looks shit
Katie: that’s fucking peakatron!!

by Frankiemk July 8, 2018

poonation

An interjection closely related to the slightly archaic damnation. An emphatic word, which combines the associations of both excrement and having one's soul irreparably bound to hades.

Mate: Hey, apparently you're getting fired this afternoon for starting that rumour that the boss whitens his teeth.

You: Poonation.

by Horace van der Khute October 22, 2009

pookarooks

Girlfriend or boyfriend

How are you today my pookarooks

by 😈pooky August 6, 2022

Poopation

The act of your bowels ceasing to excrete fecal matter from the colon, resulting in death.

Due to a lack of fiber in her diet, Ashley died of poopation.

by Sarkuliet July 1, 2011

plopatron or plopadopolous?

The most important question of the universe. Not even Stephen Hawking knows the answer. It is impossible.

You - "plopatron or plopadopolous?"
Stephen Hawking - "ye know too much... ye know... too much..."
You - "fucks sake bawbag, jist answer the question!"

by john bean November 5, 2008

pooparoni

Poop cut into small slices, such as that of pepperoni.

Yummm, I want some pooparoni pizza.

by touch my face baby December 28, 2005