Pootiefied

Sad, feeling shitty, lonely, constant state of everything being shitty. Depressed, not wanting to do anything because it's all crap.

She was feeling so pootiefied that she had spent two days in bed crying.

by Seiðr Bella April 27, 2023

poonified

to have a kick-ass time with a rich personality

My life was so boring until I met Alex, then it became poonified.

by wamie April 28, 2011

poopified

to be totally and completely pooped/tired.

After traveling around the world in 80 days i was totally poppified.

by mofo-ismshism October 11, 2003

Poncified

A Term derived from the word Ponce. To be fully Poncified is to stay home with your new girlfriend instead of meeting your mates in the Boozer, or of an equal crime if not worse, to stay home because your skint after you've give your bird all your money to go out with her mates on the pull. You take on the role of the female and also put on weight because you've discovered that your a good cook.

" Where the fuck is Barry? he's fuckin Poncified, he hasn't turned up to darts night three weeks running, that tart has got him were she wants him, the soft cunt. Another pint Lads? "

by John Gaskell April 8, 2004

Pootified

The act of being pooty! Actin' all stuck up and crunchy!

Why u wanna' act all pootified and stuff?

by Truth A'Twine September 18, 2006

poopsified

Complete and utter humiliation.

"Remember when that guy pulled down his pants and urinated on you?"
"ya"
"You were totally poopsified!"

by Poopsified May 2, 2005

pomonified

a word that looks like pornofied from far away

dude 1: My car is so pomonified it's not even funny.
dude 2: what, like there's a bunch of victoria secret things and playboy magazines in there?
dude 1: wtf are you talking about?
dude 2: huh?
dude 1: ...?
dude 2: okayyyyyy... anyways...

by Pluto is a Planet April 27, 2009