poopik

Poopik is a word commonly used by old white ladies back in the day to refer it to a man’s penis when talking to a child. (Optionally refers to a females wotsit aswell as it is a fluid universal term)

“It’s not nice to play with your ‘poopik’ when NANA is in the room” Ali G

by Lenbarz September 6, 2020

poofinger

A disease found commonly among those who use 1 ply toilet paper. Occurs when finger breaks paper boundry resulting in a horrid stench of the digits.

DAMN... poofinger again!

by Michael Cunningham January 27, 2004

Poofing

Verb.
The illegal act of styling the hair in a way to achieve extremely messy lift and tangles, in hopes of achieving power.

Markiplier: "No! I will NOT poof the hair. Poofing is highly illegal! You all know that!"

by smallfoss007 July 22, 2018

Poofin

The period before dating that involves the hunt. To push up on someone. To move in on someone with intentions of dating or having a casual affair.

Young Berg Song "Sexy Lady"
"this new girl that I'm poofin on
gotta young boy thinkin bout movin on"

by KAOS217 January 9, 2008

poofing

The sexual act of being anally penetrated by a blow up doll's penis or attached dildo.

Spent the whole night poofing, can't sit down and I need a new doll.

by Magnus Rahl September 6, 2016

poofier

A word that describes what happens to the hair of women under certain circumstances.

My hair is a lot poofier today then usual.

by Mr.Bobby September 15, 2013

pooficiency

You are an efficient poo-er, you are able to be done in about 2 minutes when most others poo at a leisurely pace

Wow, my pooficiency is so impressive, so much more time for Netflix!

by poo-minator March 11, 2015